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gutter son ([personal profile] snipedt) wrote2019-12-04 08:18 pm
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MEADOWLARK: INBOX.

@tim.gutterson | ■ ▲ ◌ ▼
nonscriptum: can I interest you in a check that will definitely bounce? (if you're here for $200)

@nathan.drake

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-06 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
dude are you ok
nonscriptum: I think that's what terrifies me the most (you're completely serious)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
honestly thought you had a stroke there on my page

unless you just really like hitting buttons
nonscriptum: Sully's butt is the downfall of this team (once again)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-06 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
is that what you were trying to do?
nonscriptum: but you are a huge waste of muscles (uh no offense)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-07 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
you have to work harder than that
nonscriptum: seeing as I'm the only one with cash around here (drinks are on me)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-07 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
no, i'm genuinely looking forward to more of your bullshit, tim
nonscriptum: thank you so much for your help (but seriously)

@nathan.drake, morning of feb 27

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-18 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
hey be careful in the few blocks around the bar when you're coming into work today

someone attacked me last night
nonscriptum: I have committed Not One Sin! (Look at this innocent face!)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-18 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nate sort of knows the identity, but he'd rather not make any assumptions and having been tackled by a vampire before is conscious of how they can snap under unfortunate circumstances.

She could have killed him. He's aware of that, too.
]

bit me
after chasing me down the street, up the side of a building when i climbed a fire escape, and across the rooftops
nonscriptum: I didn't wanna stay longer than I had to (he smelled like patchouli)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, i know
i have the least attractive hickey this side of new amsterdam
nonscriptum: I understand you routinely overcome them but still (have you looked at your odds?)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-19 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
they were actually a vampire, so yes
nonscriptum: you can't lose what you don't have! (that's why I've never developed an edge)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-19 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't seem to have an overwhelming lust for blood, so probably not
though i could really go for some orange juice and a cookie after my unwilling donation
nonscriptum: a hero in a time of crisis (what have I become?)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
if i was, i doubt you'd extend your heartfelt sympathies
nonscriptum: thank you so much for your help (but seriously)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't message you to ask you to kiss it better, tim, i messaged you to let you know you should be careful

i've been bitten by a vampire before but this time was way worse

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