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gutter son ([personal profile] snipedt) wrote2019-12-04 08:18 pm
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nonscriptum: a hero in a time of crisis (what have I become?)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
if i was, i doubt you'd extend your heartfelt sympathies
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-01-20 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, I don't have my mourning veil, there's not much I can do here
nonscriptum: thank you so much for your help (but seriously)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't message you to ask you to kiss it better, tim, i messaged you to let you know you should be careful

i've been bitten by a vampire before but this time was way worse
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1/2

[personal profile] snipedt 2020-01-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell have you been bitten by vampires multiple times dude
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-01-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
(Thank you for the warning btw I appreciate it but answer my question first)
nonscriptum: because he looks so shady (I call him The Beach Umbrella)

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[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-21 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
just lucky, i guess
nonscriptum: I'd drop it (if I had a mic right now)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-21 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
jk, the last world i got trapped in before this had a vampire that jumped me in an alley. guess they're not super original when it comes to attack venues.
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-01-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you walk around with a 'free real estate' sign on your neck or what
nonscriptum: bros best (bros better)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-28 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, it's right next to the neon sign that says "likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain"
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-01-31 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
That song is so fucked up
nonscriptum: I'd honestly be dead without it (modern medicine is amazing)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-01-31 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
right? how did they not divorce after that? both of them wanted to cheat and they were just like "this is fine"
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-02-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ that's heterosexuals for you ]

I'm so glad you understand me
nonscriptum: I wanna hang with you til one of us DIES (are you kidding?)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-02-09 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
my brother loves it, but he's also one of the most prolific pick-up artists i know, so

[ Besides Sully. No one can out-suave Sully. ]
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1/3

[personal profile] snipedt 2020-02-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Are you big bro or little bro?
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-02-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wait let me guess
nonscriptum: this is the second strangest thing I've ever heard (I can safely say)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-02-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe another man would be annoyed by the assumption, but Nate dealt with Sam calling him "little brother" to his face for the grand majority of their childhood, well into adulthood. ]

by a few years, yeah.
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-02-27 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh
I'm so smart
nonscriptum: I'd honestly be dead without it (modern medicine is amazing)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-02-28 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
you literally had a 50/50 chance
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-02-28 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
33.3/33.3/33.3, you could be twins
And you didn't even give me a Monty Hall chance
nonscriptum: and your...dumb...face (oh man I missed you)

[personal profile] nonscriptum 2020-02-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
i left my mercy behind door number 2
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[personal profile] snipedt 2020-03-08 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Edgy
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