MEADOWLARK: INBOX.

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(Thank you for the warning btw I appreciate it but answer my question first)

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just lucky, i guess

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jk, the last world i got trapped in before this had a vampire that jumped me in an alley. guess they're not super original when it comes to attack venues.

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Do you walk around with a 'free real estate' sign on your neck or what

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yeah, it's right next to the neon sign that says "likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain"

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That song is so fucked up

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right? how did they not divorce after that? both of them wanted to cheat and they were just like "this is fine"

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[ that's heterosexuals for you ]

I'm so glad you understand me

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my brother loves it, but he's also one of the most prolific pick-up artists i know, so

[ Besides Sully. No one can out-suave Sully. ]

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Are you big bro or little bro?

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Wait let me guess

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Little?

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[ Maybe another man would be annoyed by the assumption, but Nate dealt with Sam calling him "little brother" to his face for the grand majority of their childhood, well into adulthood. ]

by a few years, yeah.

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Ugh
I'm so smart

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you literally had a 50/50 chance

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33.3/33.3/33.3, you could be twins
And you didn't even give me a Monty Hall chance

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i left my mercy behind door number 2

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Edgy