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[ Dear future Google, how long does it take to sell a bar and/or every one of its staff members ]

Thank you for the notice.

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[ This is shaping up to be practically the first time he's ever been chewed out by a boss since he left the army. Thank god he's thousands of miles away. Time to deploy some tact. ]

My bad

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Yes, it is.

[ All around him are (no) familiar faces, worn out (himself), worn out (his face). ]

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[ This... is terrible. ]

I'll make it up when I get back

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If you're lucky.

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You'd miss me if I was gone

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Does doubt translate well over text?

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No

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A shame

1/2

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:'(

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[ Like, fifteen minutes later... listen he's busy ]

You're not really gonna fire me are you

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No. That wasn't a threat. You'll be lucky if there's a job to come back to because I'll be lucky if I can keep this place running in the meantime

You're not my only absentee

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Has anyone ever told you how depressingly pessimistic you are
If not, consider this me telling you

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Maybe I just like to keep my less reliable employees living in vague fear of possible unemployment.

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I'm pretty sure I've been very reliable up until this one thing

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For the couple of weeks you've worked here up until this one time you forgot to tell me you were going on a week+ expedition to Mt. Everest? Mm, my bad.

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To be honest with you it's mostly that I forgot I said I would go to Everest

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[ lol ]

It's going to take you a while to save for a PA on your current salary, but it'll be a good investment

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When your business crashes down around you would you be free to take the position

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No. I don't have the mettle for a job that big

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Shame
This is like two ships passing in many ways